Windows Users! Listen up.

Nov 28th, 2007 by Jack Lhasa

I’m writing this because of how many people have said to me.

WINDOWS USER: My computer’s slower…

ME: It sounds like adware/spyware/malware.

WINDOWS USER: I have (Insert Famous Windows Anti-Virus Protection software!

ME: Do you have Ad-Aware? You can get it for free from htt://www.download.com. It’s the best.

This conversation usually results in a happier, more effective Windows User. This doesn’t solve the problem, or even begin to discuss it here, as it’s simpler, and, at the same time, much more complex than you’d expect.

What’s matters is that Ad-Aware rocks! It’s free from http://www.download.com. And both sites should pay me for writing this and for the literally 1000s I’ve told face to face. You may send said compensation to lhasa.jack@gmail.com via PayPal. Thank you, in advance.

-Loki

Also, in response to a lot of Windows bitches lately, Just copy off what you need and do a clean install of ubuntu. It’d make you happier. Those of you that doesn’t really want a computer for gaming, but more for computing, ubuntu is the answer. (Canonical may use the same PayPal address for royalties.)

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